5 signs you are savage
So you are probably fed up of hearing the term savage being thrown around more than discussing the elections(I feel you Americans) or Brexit (I feel you Brits). But, how do you know if you are truly savage? Well, yet again I'm here to help clear up any confusion, read the 5 point below + let me know if you are savage af.
you know you are savage when you...
are well acquainted with the block feature
Yes girl you block them on Facebook, Whatsapp, Snapchat, Instagram, iMessage - you would block his IP address if you knew how! You are a straight talking, no BS kind of girl and don't stand for any rubbish.
discuss the guys you're dating with your friends, by their occupations
Ever tried opening a conversation with your friends about a potential bae, using his name and they haven't got a clue?
you: omg, i had the best date with James last night!
friend: James who?
you: you know James, the doctor?
Sound familiar... I rest my case. You are savage dear!
probably got tagged in that bank transfer meme, you know the viral one
Heck you probably got tagged several times, but sometimes when you block and he's worth it - he will find a way back into your life #hestheone (p.s. boys if you need help, email or Linkedin is the way back - I got you too!)
have dating apps on your phone, swipe and never reply/message
So, you like to see what's on the market, but are often repulsed at what is on offer. So, you sporadically swipe and close dating apps, faster than your mobile banking app the night before payday.
use emoji's at every single possible convenience🙋🏾
Emoji's are emotions, they reflect how you feel. And they just get it, you know what I mean? 👊🏾 When you're feeling 😩 or he was totally 😍😏 - they just express how you perfectly. There's no shame!
I thought I'd throw in a bonus point... point 6: you know you're savage when...
deep down you know there is one who is the front runner - but you're savage af, so he will never know.
so, are you savage af? leave me a comment + tweet me. I want to see if there's as many savage girls as I think! Remember, don't be too mean!